Only In My World

There’s always the one… Photo by  Vladislav Nikonov  on  Unsplash

There’s always the one… Photo by Vladislav Nikonov on Unsplash

Let me start by saying, this is an absolutely true story! I don't know what it is about me, but there are things that happen in my life that never happen to anyone else. So this morning as I was walking from my bus stop to work and there were all these birds everywhere. No big surprise since downtown DC is a pigeon's paradise. I was going through this alcove and I run into a group of about 5 pigeons. They parted to let me through except for the one in the middle. I kept thinking oh, he'll move and I kept walking. He kept walking too until we were literally face to beak.

Then this bugger looked up at me with an expression that said, "So I guess you expect me to go around ?" And I'm looking down at him thinking, "uh, yeah, I do!" I actually said, "Seriously?" and then I caught myself and looked around to make sure no one heard me! So there we were neither one budging and I swear that bird SIGHED and went around me like I was in HIS way????!!! What is that about?!!!

I'm telling you these things only happen to me. I'm probably the only person you know of who got "punked" by a pigeon!!!

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